I live in hope.. If only hope would actually be real ¬¬

Aparently, according to my Estate agents...I'm getting a boiler tomorrow!! After a month and 4 days of waiting for some heating ¬¬.

What are the chances that it will happen tomorrow?

None.

That's what chance. The contractors are useless, like for example.

Why would anyone, in their right mind, send a PLUMBER round to look in a cupboard space where the boiler once was?

Yes, you read right. A Plumber. Someone who fixes toilets and radiators. Was coming to see about fitting my boiler. A GAS thing, not water. Not leaking pipes. GAS BOILER.


Bloody prats. I swear to god, if nothing happens tomorrow, I am actually going to blow my top. Or do what I do in Gears of war, Blow the heads off the Lambent with a sniper.

I don't own a sniper.
Don't panic.
....But I could make one out of cardboard....
O_O
I might just do that.

It'll give me something to do at least!


I've also heard rumors that the Coca Cola Christmas adverts has slowly started to appear on the telly....
IT'S NOVEMBER!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!

November is that depressing month where it is no longer Halloween and it isn't Christmas yet.
That limbo month.
That everyone hates.
Including me. 

Why do I seem to hate everything :/! It isn't good for my soul. Maybe I'll end up in Hell...at least it'll be warm!


But anyway.


Back to November.


I have Christmas sorted... Well, kind of, everything is sitting in the online baskets waiting for me to take them through the checkout. I'll just wait on money first :).


But adverts, in November, it just doesn't feel right, I pity parents really. The kids see Santa on the telly, or christmas songs, or the very word 'Christmas' and they automatically scream..


'MUMMY MUMMY WHEN'S SANTA COMING? WHEN'S SANTA COMING?!'


D'yano what my answer would be?
.....
......


'Never kids. He's never coming. Cause he doesn't exist. Now go play with your Lego and Nintendo and keep quiet. Mummy has to do stuff.'


The kids faces would be priceless.


You're likely (not)  asking what stuff I would be doing.


That answer is, nothing. I would be sat in a reclining massage chair, while the kids buggered off somewhere :D.


I would be a terrible mum.. :/.


I need a driver for my scanner.


That was random. Woops.


And I'm now going to go away, and make my dinner.


Fish, or beef burger or something that has some sort of taste that I can throw sauce on.


Untill next time :)
Bye :)




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