Sunday, 27 November 2011

Pardon my French. However...

I fucking hate Sundays.

They're so boring, and useless! What a stupid day. And the TV is almost just as bad.

I've been stuck watching Scrapheap Challange, and Four In A Bed all day...It's all making me want to sleep...even though I had 13 hours in bed :/.

Jesus I sound Lazy.

This would be the perfect day for some Roller Coaster Tycoon. Like I mentioned in my previous blog.


Basically,

My sister was kind enough to remind me of the times me and her used to play it when we were kids, the clasic one, not this smooth graphics stuff, proper pixel stuff.

She also reminded me of how evil I used to be.

For example. Here is the list of things I used to do...with the guests.

- If there was an unhappy guest, I would pick them up, and drown them. And watch them drowning. And, if i was in a desert area, I would go out my my way to pay for a block of water to be made, and that was used as my drowning pond....I seriously thought this would give my park a higher rating... :/

- There was a rollercoaster called the 'Shuttle Loop' which basically was a high speed loop the loop that went round the loop and up to a height, then came backwards into the coaster station. I could alter the speed of this coaster to 80mph. So that when the coaster carridge was full, the coaster would leave the station at 80mph, and go so fast that it would literally soar off the track, through the air, and crash land somewhere. I used to make it crash into a highly tree filled area outside the parks perimiter, so that even if the guests escaped the explosion, they would die on impact to the trees. This was simply just highly amusing.

- There was one particular day where I had two parks on the go at the same time, a massive one with lakes in and whatever, and the other was really small, and there wasn't many people in either park. So I thought, to boost numbers, I'd employ some entertainers. Of course these entertainers were either dressed as Elephants, Tigers, or Pandas. And of course, I discided to put the Pandas in the tiny park....1300 of them. Yes, 1300 Pandas, shaking their money makers for the guests. While this worked for the summer months, when December came, there was not a single guest, just 1300 dancing Pandas...and I couldn't fire any of them. This was rather halarious. Then in the big park, there was pleanty of people, but I was greedy and wanted more, so I employed 1300 Pandas, 1300 Elephants, AND 1300 Tigers, who all shook their money makers, all over the park. 1300 seemed to be the limit, but it was just halarious watching these random things jigging around in a seriously pixelly manner.

This is why I seriously would LOVE to be playing the 1st Roller Coaster tycoon RIGHT NOW.

Now I sound like a murderous freak that would seriously sort out the recession with my employment regieme... I am ace :D

I'll leave you to ponder at this now :)

Byeee :D

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