When I do photoshoots....my fridge does weird things.

You're now wondering what it is my fridge has done...

It sang at me.

It actually, no lie, sang at me.

It made this weird squeeky tune! Like it was so odd, I thought my phone was ringing. What a bizzare fridge.

I'm still sat here wondering what actually happened LOL!

Speaking of fridge, my house if now full of food. Horray! I will now continue to type while eating through a packet of biscuits...


Bourbon Creams if you must know!

NOTE TO SELF: STOP EATING THEM NOW. PUT THEM AWAY!


I put that up so as when I proof read this I know when to stop. How handy :)

Anyway! Photoshooooooot!

It was a success! Didn't get stabbed (surprise surprise!) or even see anyone...Was a little odd really but still, me and Rowan had the peace and quiet to get the shoot done, and leave before all the kiddies came out of school to have strange unprotected sex down in that park.

Which brings me onto my next point.

Why the utter hell were two bath tubs lying in the middle of a country lane?

Like seriously, me and Rowan walked down the wee walkway lane like thing, and we spied these two bath tubs! There was this sudden sexual feeling in the air, the sort of shameful 'I was drunk and had my first shag down here in that bath tub so as my mum didn't know...I was 14' (And no, that isn't what happened with me you dirty minded people!!) sort of feeling...me and Rowan soon left that area. It was just creepy!


And partically cause we are both as gay as it gets and nothing would ever happen!

You dirty people.


However we did manage to find a stone that looked like a really tiny penis with massive balls :D.

I photographed it :)


But can't upload it cause my internet isn't strong enough...

It can download Adobe reader and drives for my scanner but can't upload images.

Strange thing. Anyway.

Rowan has also been awesome enough to get me a family portrait booking! Sooo happy :D. 

I don't even know where the family live :D

This should be interesting LOL!


I've just looked at my bag of biscuits...

It appears that I have eaten them all.


Shit.



Why am I such a fat kid? Honestly if you put me in Burger King and had everything pre-made to how I like it, I swear I'd eat it all.

Such a fat kid.


I want Roller Coaster Tycoon.

I'm going to explain why in another blog in just a minuite.

Anyway.


For the time being I'm going to go now, before my toothache kicks in and I die of agony :D.

Bye Bye!