Is growing ever more impatient. HOWEVER there is a light...

Here are a few facts that are seriously twisting my buttons.

1 - I have no heating. And have gone 1 ENTIRE MONTH living in a flat that is (no joke) -2 degrees celcius.

2 - My landlord isn't pushing someone to come and fit me a boiler. I pay rent for a reason. And this is one of those reasons.

3 - I am hungry and have a sore back, can't be assed to cook and am too sore to move anywhere...


This is my verdict on these facts so far...


I HATE MY LANDLORD
HE IS A PRICK
I NEED SOME HEATING NOOOOOW!!

Or I will subsiquently die of an asthma attack, because it is so cold, and I'm asthmatic ¬¬.

I can even see my breath for gods sake, is that even normal?!
And I have mould...AGAIN all over the place, and I can't get rid of it. Cause i just grows back.

Anyone want to give me £1500 to move away from here?

It's not even like the estate agents are that bothered... They should be, as they put it 'They ask on behalf of the landlord...we are the middle man' well screw you middle man, I want to talk to the prick who enjoys having me cold.
And leaves me for 4 months, without a shower.
Aaand allows me to move in with a mouldy carpet.
Aaaand a broken toilet.
And a crack in the bath.


I swear the list could go on.




BUT I HAVE CHRISTMAS SORTED!!

....even though I hate it. Really, Really hate it.

I'm such a bah humbug person...however. I have the following people sorted...
My Mum
Sister
Brother (For Christmas && Birthday as his birthday is on the 27th..)
Step-dad


And Nikki..My lovely, lovely partner Nikki :)
She's awesome :)
She's beautiful too :), very much so!
And she's my Squirelly friend :)...


That's a weird story actually.
But that's for another day XD.


I want to do some serious painting...but I really can't be bothered lol! Anyone else ever get that feeling? Where you have this ACE image in your head and you're like 'Oh my God DUDE I want to paint this!' then when you look at the blank canvas/paper you think 'Naaah, stuff it, I'm eating a pizza instead'.....


I'm going to have a pizza for tea. I have just descided :).


Yawn.


I swear, I'm shaking so much I might aswell be put in Ann Summers and displayed as a vibrator....


I wonder what I could be called....


Sizzeling Sarah Vibe... Naah, that just sounds like a new burger at Burger Kind..mmmm...burger king...Oh I Don't know!


OH Did anyone else watch that show last night on Channel 4 'My Tanssexual Summer'? Should have been Transgender but I'll let them get away with that. Bloody good show though!


And it got me thinking...


If I ever became a transgender guy...what would I call myself?


And I'm still thinking lol. Can't deside, too many cool ones, and too many, well, pansy ones lol.


Right. I think my rant is finished :)
If I get a boiler, and get some heating. I will celebrate..on here :/ lol!


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